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Post by wildknight on Jan 29, 2014 21:02:13 GMT -5
BATMAN IS THE WINNER, DAMMIT! Let me tell you something brother! The Bat-Man couldn't draw flies before he worked a program with The Hulkster. Billionaire Ted came to The Hulkster and he said "Listen Hulkster, everyone knows that you're the greatest thing to ever walk this Earth, and that wrestling wouldn't even exist without you. Everybody knows that you're humble and generous, and have an enormous penis. But listen Hulkster, I've got this kid out of Gotham, I thought he might be big but he just doesn't have it Hulkster, he's not fit to oil your daughters ass for you. The thing is, I've got a lot of money invested here, and I really need you to help me out here." "So I told Billionaire Ted, listen brother, give me this kid for a few months and we'll make something of him if it kills him. So I let him work with my nephew Horace brother, because the Hulkster's genes are wrestling genes brother! So at first this Bat-kid is blubbering and carrying on, Please Hulkster don't hurt me, please don't wrap those 24 inch pythons around my scrawny neck Hulkster! Horace slaps him around a few times, and he starts to straighten up, so I told Billionaire Ted that Bat-Man would be ready to go by Halloween Havoc brother! Billionaire Ted wanted the Bat-Man to face the old Hulkster, but that wouldn't be fair to the poor guy, so I told Billionaire Ted to let him face Flair instead." "... and that's the story of how I made a huge star out of a scrawny kid from Gotham. I've never worked so hard to put one guy Over, but what can I say? The Hulkster is a giver, and he loves the wrestling business brother!" |
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Post by BaneTheDestroyer on Jan 29, 2014 21:04:36 GMT -5
BATMAN IS THE WINNER, DAMMIT! Let me tell you something brother! The Bat-Man couldn't draw flies before he worked a program with The Hulkster. Billionaire Ted came to The Hulkster and he said "Listen Hulkster, everyone knows that you're the greatest thing to ever walk this Earth, and that wrestling wouldn't even exist without you. Everybody knows that you're humble and generous, and have an enormous penis. But listen Hulkster, I've got this kid out of Gotham, I thought he might be big but he just doesn't have it Hulkster, he's not fit to oil your daughters ass for you. The thing is, I've got a lot of money invested here, and I really need you to help me out here." "So I told Billionaire Ted, listen brother, give me this kid for a few months and we'll make something of him if it kills him. So I let him work with my nephew Horace brother, because the Hulkster's genes are wrestling genes brother! So at first this Bat-kid is blubbering and carrying on, Please Hulkster don't hurt me, please don't wrap those 24 inch pythons around my scrawny neck Hulkster! Horace slaps him around a few times, and he starts to straighten up, so I told Billionaire Ted that Bat-Man would be ready to go by Halloween Havoc brother! Billionaire Ted wanted the Bat-Man to face the old Hulkster, but that wouldn't be fair to the poor guy, so I told Billionaire Ted to let him face Flair instead." "... and that's the story of how I made a huge star out of a scrawny kid from Gotham. I've never worked so hard to put one guy Over, but what can I say? The Hulkster is a giver, and he loves the wrestling business brother!" I lied, you win. Bravo, sir. Well done. |
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Post by charliebucketsgranpa on Jan 29, 2014 21:06:18 GMT -5
I can see #1 best-seller, "How the Hulkster put over Batman"
by Billionaire Ted
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Post by wildknight on Jan 29, 2014 21:07:07 GMT -5
If I didn't know for a fact that I'd get sued, I would write a blog as Hulk Hogan. It would be amazing.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2014 21:07:54 GMT -5
That was the best story I've ever read. Ever.
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Post by BaneTheDestroyer on Jan 29, 2014 21:09:50 GMT -5
WK, do you think you could be the next Hulk Hogan as Hunico is the next Sin Cara.
I think you're better than the original.
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Post by wildknight on Jan 29, 2014 21:13:09 GMT -5
Hogan may actually be the easiest human being on earth to parody. He's almost a parody of himself.
... Flair is also extremely easy, but you need another person, you can't do it on your own, because to be a good Flair, you have to keep interrupting someone, then inviting them to talk only so that you can interrupt them again. Flair is fun to do at parties.
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Post by Gmensox007 on Jan 29, 2014 21:15:27 GMT -5
Hogan may actually be the easiest human being on earth to parody. He's almost a parody of himself. ... Flair is also extremely easy, but you need another person, you can't do it on your own, because to be a good Flair, you have to keep interrupting someone, then inviting them to talk only so that you can interrupt them again. Flair is fun to do at parties. You've been to parties?
*jaw drops
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Jan 29, 2014 21:15:55 GMT -5
Post by wildknight on Jan 29, 2014 21:15:55 GMT -5
Hogan may actually be the easiest human being on earth to parody. He's almost a parody of himself. ... Flair is also extremely easy, but you need another person, you can't do it on your own, because to be a good Flair, you have to keep interrupting someone, then inviting them to talk only so that you can interrupt them again. Flair is fun to do at parties. You've been to parties?
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Once or twice, long long ago. |
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Post by Gmensox007 on Jan 29, 2014 21:17:27 GMT -5
You've been to parties?
*jaw drops
Once or twice, long long ago. back in the days of yore..........
who is Yore anyway???
some Korean emperor?
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Post by iodill8 on Jan 29, 2014 21:18:34 GMT -5
What about John Cena, HHH and Randy Savage?
Aren't they impersonable too?
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Post by charliebucketsgranpa on Jan 29, 2014 21:22:42 GMT -5
Do not taint this amazing thread with that name.
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Post by wildknight on Jan 29, 2014 21:25:13 GMT -5
What about John Cena, HHH and Randy Savage? Aren't they impersonable too? Probably, but not by me. I run out of material for Savage very quickly, and if I do Cena, I want to shoot myself. In the dick. |
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Post by BaneTheDestroyer on Jan 29, 2014 21:26:10 GMT -5
Do not taint this amazing thread with that name. What name? I don't see any name there.... |
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Post by BaneTheDestroyer on Jan 29, 2014 21:26:59 GMT -5
What about John Cena, HHH and Randy Savage? Aren't they impersonable too? Probably, but not by me. I run out of material for Savage very quickly, and if I do Cena, I want to shoot myself. In the dick. Ouch.....maybe Kelly Kelly will help you feel better about that part of your body. *insert troll face because I'm too lazy to* |
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Post by Gmensox007 on Jan 29, 2014 21:27:11 GMT -5
Do not taint this amazing thread with that name. What name??
you making fun of usernames now???
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Post by charliebucketsgranpa on Jan 29, 2014 21:28:16 GMT -5
Great, now you've made me say it.
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Post by Gmensox007 on Jan 29, 2014 21:29:35 GMT -5
Probably, but not by me. I run out of material for Savage very quickly, and if I do Cena, I want to shoot myself. In the dick. Ouch.....maybe Kelly Kelly will help you feel better about that part of your body. *insert troll face because I'm too lazy to* She's a glorified Barbie Doll......
I prefer to think about "real" women
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Post by BaneTheDestroyer on Jan 29, 2014 21:29:37 GMT -5
Great, now you've made me say it. Say what? |
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Post by Gmensox007 on Jan 29, 2014 21:30:46 GMT -5
Great, now you've made me say it. Say what???
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