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Post by setokaiba on Feb 26, 2014 20:47:33 GMT -5
Not really am half joking. Of course pro wrestling isn't the same as two dudes making out but come on two oiled man on in underwear is kinda homoerotic. Only if it's David Otunga and Big E Langston. *Climbing Chocolate Mountain* I like the way you think.
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Post by wildknight on Feb 26, 2014 20:47:51 GMT -5
I don't care for The Mask in any particular way, but I'd rather look at Cameron Diaz and occasionally laugh than look at any element of Mask, particularly Eric Stoltz terrible makeup job and Cher's even more unbelievable plastic surgery job.
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Post by WSS? on Feb 26, 2014 20:48:27 GMT -5
I'm not sure what Mickie James has to do with anything here. She had a (fake) Lesbian kiss with Trish Stratus years and years ago, but that has nothing to do with what "we watch every week," and even if we did, I think most of us would agree that girls kissing gets a pass that dudes kissing does not 8) Heath and Jake's relationship was also fake. And there were a number of times Mickie kissed her opponent before doing her finisher. Not really am half joking. Of course pro wrestling isn't the same as two dudes making out but come on two oiled man on in underwear is kinda homoerotic. Only if it's David Otunga and Big E Langston. *Climbing Chocolate Mountain* How haven't you been banned yet?
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Post by setokaiba on Feb 26, 2014 20:49:14 GMT -5
If I had to re-watch Mask or The Mask, I'd pick The Mask every single time. But man, Cameron Diaz was f***ing smokin' in that movie (no stupid film reference intended). I'm doing it anyway!
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Post by setokaiba on Feb 26, 2014 20:50:32 GMT -5
I f***ing love Mickie James. You'd sleep with a broom if it was shorter than you and you thought it was female. Not really am half joking. Of course pro wrestling isn't the same as two dudes making out but come on two oiled man on in underwear is kinda homoerotic. Not all of them are in underwear. Okay fair enough they most wear something tight besides Cena.
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Post by wildknight on Feb 26, 2014 20:50:37 GMT -5
Heath and Jake's relationship was also fake. And there were a number of times Mickie kissed her opponent before doing her finisher. Yes, but by the time she was using the "Long Kiss Goodnight" it wasn't anymore "gay" than if she grabbed another woman's butt while hefting them for a bodyslam. It was just part of the move.
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Post by Straight Edge Steve on Feb 26, 2014 20:50:51 GMT -5
I'm not sure what Mickie James has to do with anything here. She had a (fake) Lesbian kiss with Trish Stratus years and years ago, but that has nothing to do with what "we watch every week," and even if we did, I think most of us would agree that girls kissing gets a pass that dudes kissing does not 8) Heath and Jake's relationship was also fake. And there were a number of times Mickie kissed her opponent before doing her finisher. Only if it's David Otunga and Big E Langston. *Climbing Chocolate Mountain* How haven't you been banned yet? I'm not just an outspoken absurd idiot. I'm a smart outspoken absurd idiot.
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Post by Straight Edge Steve on Feb 26, 2014 20:52:29 GMT -5
Only if it's David Otunga and Big E Langston. *Climbing Chocolate Mountain* I like the way you think. Why must I conjure these things... I actually pictured Otunga climbing Langston like a mountain. It wasn't so much gay as it was God of War 3.
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Post by setokaiba on Feb 26, 2014 20:54:01 GMT -5
I like the way you think. Why must I conjure these things... I actually pictured Otunga climbing Langston like a mountain. It wasn't so much gay as it was God of War 3.
I lol'd reading this
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Post by WSS? on Feb 26, 2014 20:54:13 GMT -5
You'd sleep with a broom if it was shorter than you and you thought it was female. Not all of them are in underwear. Okay fair enough they most wear something tight besides Cena. Rey, Rowan, Harper, Wyatt, Reigns, Ambrose, Rollins, R-Truth... Heath and Jake's relationship was also fake. And there were a number of times Mickie kissed her opponent before doing her finisher. Yes, but by the time she was using the "Long Kiss Goodnight" it wasn't anymore "gay" than if she grabbed another woman's butt while hefting them for a bodyslam. It was just part of the move. A kiss isn't gay. Okay Heath and Jake's relationship was also fake. And there were a number of times Mickie kissed her opponent before doing her finisher. How haven't you been banned yet? I'm not just an outspoken absurd idiot. I'm a smart outspoken absurd idiot. Yeah, and I'm a sane Joker fan. This is fun.
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Post by WSS? on Feb 26, 2014 20:55:26 GMT -5
I like the way you think. Why must I conjure these things... I actually pictured Otunga climbing Langston like a mountain. It wasn't so much gay as it was God of War 3.
Unfortunately, Otunga's going to need to make two giant shivs from his coffee cup to fight like Kratos.
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Post by Straight Edge Steve on Feb 26, 2014 20:57:28 GMT -5
Okay fair enough they most wear something tight besides Cena. Rey, Rowan, Harper, Wyatt, Reigns, Ambrose, Rollins, R-Truth... Yes, but by the time she was using the "Long Kiss Goodnight" it wasn't anymore "gay" than if she grabbed another woman's butt while hefting them for a bodyslam. It was just part of the move. A kiss isn't gay. Okay I'm not just an outspoken absurd idiot. I'm a smart outspoken absurd idiot. Yeah, and I'm a sane Joker fan. This is fun. I'm a non-promiscuous Punk fan and anti-drug Savage fan.
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Post by miketheratguy on Feb 26, 2014 21:09:35 GMT -5
I f***ing love Mickie James. You'd sleep with a broom if it was shorter than you and you thought it was female. Yes, but only if the broom looked like Mickie James.
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Post by wildknight on Feb 26, 2014 21:12:33 GMT -5
... you do realize that there are entire cultures where dudes kiss one another perfunctorily, right? Go ahead. Tell them they're gay. They tend to be the kinds of cultures that are really cool about that sort of thing 8) It wasn't a "sexy" kiss. It was a taunt to humiliate them before she kicked them in the back of the $#@!ing head. If that's sexy to you, I don't want to hear anymore about your sex live. Ever.
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Post by WSS? on Feb 26, 2014 21:21:40 GMT -5
... you do realize that there are entire cultures where dudes kiss one another perfunctorily, right? Go ahead. Tell them they're gay. They tend to be the kinds of cultures that are really cool about that sort of thing 8) Ah, forgot. Got a headache right now, mind's cloudy. 1. I'm not turned on by women kicking each other in the head, despite what WWE thought for a while. 2. I'm butt ugly, and have no sex life. Even if I did, I wouldn't talk about it on the internet.
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Post by wildknight on Feb 26, 2014 21:27:26 GMT -5
1. I'm not turned on by women kicking each other in the head, despite what WWE thought for a while. K. Doesn't work that way man. Confidence and self-knowledge. Looks are only a hindrance if you let them be. Fake the confidence, and follow the basic rules.
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Post by Straight Edge Steve on Feb 26, 2014 21:31:41 GMT -5
1. I'm not turned on by women kicking each other in the head, despite what WWE thought for a while. K. Doesn't work that way man. Confidence and self-knowledge. Looks are only a hindrance if you let them be. Fake the confidence, and follow the basic rules. There are rules to being ugly? TEACH ME!
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Post by wildknight on Feb 26, 2014 21:34:29 GMT -5
There are rules to being ugly? TEACH ME! Rules for dealing with women you twit. I'm butt ugly. Never stopped me with women.
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Post by miketheratguy on Feb 26, 2014 21:35:47 GMT -5
WTF is wrong with you people? I'm cute and I know it. I should be your king.
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Post by wildknight on Feb 26, 2014 21:36:48 GMT -5
WTF is wrong with you people? I'm cute and I know it. I should be your king. If I were going to select a King, attractiveness would not be my standard. That DID NOT work out for the Israelites. At all.
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