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Mr. Rogers

You know nothing, Jon Snow.

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How Punny Jul 16, 2014 21:31:15 GMT -5

Post by MrEdgeFan on Jul 16, 2014 21:31:15 GMT -5

I'm disappointed this doesn't already exist. This is the thread for any puns you find that make you chuckle a bit. I'll start it off with a few.

"Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."

"My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast."

"I used to be a banker but I lost interest."

"I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me."

"Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you." - Tyrion Lannister

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	How Punny Jul 16, 2014 21:34:49 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2014 21:34:49 GMT -5 I haven't laughed at this one myself, but someone might a chuckle out of it: "Have you heard about the guy who got his left side cut off? He's all right now."

pinksparklepuff Jobber Posts: 2,122	How Punny Jul 16, 2014 21:36:07 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pinksparklepuff on Jul 16, 2014 21:36:07 GMT -5 We get enough of this crap from Lawler, darnit!
	Look everyone, it's Tyler!

BaneTheDestroyer Administrator Bane The Science Guy Here is the church and here is the steeple. We sure are cute for two ugly people. Posts: 8,253	How Punny Jul 16, 2014 21:40:34 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BaneTheDestroyer on Jul 16, 2014 21:40:34 GMT -5 This is awesome and I don't even like puns. Explain that one, lol.

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	How Punny Jul 16, 2014 21:41:27 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2014 21:41:27 GMT -5 Jul 16, 2014 21:40:34 GMT -5 BaneTheDestroyer said: This is awesome and I don't even like puns. Explain that one, lol. Which one?

MrEdgeFan Curtain Jerker Mr. Rogers You know nothing, Jon Snow. Posts: 451	How Punny Jul 16, 2014 21:55:51 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by MrEdgeFan on Jul 16, 2014 21:55:51 GMT -5 I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
	"Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you." - Tyrion Lannister

iodill8 Jobber Help the Stupid, they're contagious. Posts: 1,579	How Punny Jul 16, 2014 22:19:19 GMT -5 via mobile Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by iodill8 on Jul 16, 2014 22:19:19 GMT -5 This is corny but, okay. Guitar:"Hey Violin, I got my autographed signed by Zakk Wylde!" Violin:" You're such a lyre!" corny joke cymbal noise here
	"There is no such thing as justice. There are only people who beat the system, and those who are beaten by it." -Damon Dran

MrEdgeFan Curtain Jerker Mr. Rogers You know nothing, Jon Snow. Posts: 451	How Punny Jul 16, 2014 22:23:46 GMT -5 BaneTheDestroyer and iodill8 like this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by MrEdgeFan on Jul 16, 2014 22:23:46 GMT -5 "They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O."
	"Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you." - Tyrion Lannister

BaneTheDestroyer Administrator Bane The Science Guy Here is the church and here is the steeple. We sure are cute for two ugly people. Posts: 8,253	How Punny Jul 16, 2014 22:24:44 GMT -5 iodill8 and MrEdgeFan like this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BaneTheDestroyer on Jul 16, 2014 22:24:44 GMT -5 “Do birds know where they're going when they fly south for the winter or do they just wing it every time?”

MrEdgeFan Curtain Jerker Mr. Rogers You know nothing, Jon Snow. Posts: 451	How Punny Jul 16, 2014 22:28:25 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by MrEdgeFan on Jul 16, 2014 22:28:25 GMT -5 Jul 16, 2014 22:24:44 GMT -5 BaneTheDestroyer said: “Do birds know where they're going when they fly south for the winter or do they just wing it every time?” That's gotta be the best yet.
	"Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you." - Tyrion Lannister

iodill8 Jobber Help the Stupid, they're contagious. Posts: 1,579	How Punny Jul 16, 2014 22:38:37 GMT -5 via mobile Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by iodill8 on Jul 16, 2014 22:38:37 GMT -5 I tried to find more than 10 that made me laugh, but pun in 10 did.
	"There is no such thing as justice. There are only people who beat the system, and those who are beaten by it." -Damon Dran

iodill8 Jobber Help the Stupid, they're contagious. Posts: 1,579	How Punny Jul 16, 2014 22:39:23 GMT -5 via mobile Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by iodill8 on Jul 16, 2014 22:39:23 GMT -5 Going vegetarian is a missed steak.
	"There is no such thing as justice. There are only people who beat the system, and those who are beaten by it." -Damon Dran

MrEdgeFan Curtain Jerker Mr. Rogers You know nothing, Jon Snow. Posts: 451	How Punny Jul 16, 2014 22:41:35 GMT -5 iodill8 likes this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by MrEdgeFan on Jul 16, 2014 22:41:35 GMT -5 PMS jokes aren’t funny. Period.
	"Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you." - Tyrion Lannister

iodill8 Jobber Help the Stupid, they're contagious. Posts: 1,579	How Punny Jul 16, 2014 22:41:46 GMT -5 via mobile Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by iodill8 on Jul 16, 2014 22:41:46 GMT -5 Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in big trouble. You have my Word.
	"There is no such thing as justice. There are only people who beat the system, and those who are beaten by it." -Damon Dran

MrEdgeFan Curtain Jerker Mr. Rogers You know nothing, Jon Snow. Posts: 451	How Punny Jul 16, 2014 23:05:04 GMT -5 iodill8 likes this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by MrEdgeFan on Jul 16, 2014 23:05:04 GMT -5 This was posted on the Random Thread, but it fits here as well.
	"Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you." - Tyrion Lannister

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Gmensox007 Jobber The Forum Lone-Wolf Back to Reality...... Posts: 1,152	How Punny Jul 17, 2014 7:22:17 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Gmensox007 on Jul 17, 2014 7:22:17 GMT -5 Here's a few:
	Last Edit: Jul 17, 2014 7:23:24 GMT -5 by Gmensox007 "I am the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be"

RandomGB Jobber There's Nothing Here I just put words together. Posts: 1,722	How Punny Jul 17, 2014 15:07:33 GMT -5 MrEdgeFan likes this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by RandomGB on Jul 17, 2014 15:07:33 GMT -5
	You find it funny that you're slacking? Do you enjoy being "Randomgb"? Because you're seeming more like a "Regulargb" to me! Is that what you want? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT!? YOU WANT TO BE REGULAR GOKU BOB!? - WrestleClown

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How Punny Jul 17, 2014 15:16:33 GMT -5 MrEdgeFan likes this

Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2014 15:16:33 GMT -5

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

I'm glad I know sign language. It's pretty handy.

iodill8 Jobber Help the Stupid, they're contagious. Posts: 1,579	How Punny Jul 17, 2014 15:30:00 GMT -5 MrEdgeFan likes this Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by iodill8 on Jul 17, 2014 15:30:00 GMT -5 Attachment Deleted
	"There is no such thing as justice. There are only people who beat the system, and those who are beaten by it." -Damon Dran

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