iodill8
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Post by iodill8 on Jul 17, 2014 15:31:59 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2014 15:34:02 GMT -5
Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers. (sorry if it offends anyone)
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
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iodill8
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Post by iodill8 on Jul 17, 2014 15:35:28 GMT -5
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iodill8
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Post by iodill8 on Jul 17, 2014 15:38:10 GMT -5
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iodill8
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Help the Stupid, they're contagious.
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Post by iodill8 on Jul 17, 2014 15:41:04 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2014 15:42:31 GMT -5
I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.
When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.
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WrestleClown
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King Clown of FOS
It's hard to creep up on people in clown shoes, but I do just fine.
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Post by WrestleClown on Jul 17, 2014 16:23:36 GMT -5
When you can't topwalk it, or bottomwalk it, sidewalk it. People who say they suffer from constipation are full of shit. Which Barbie came between Barbie P and Barbie R? Barbie-Q. Tommy had a weed-whacking accident near the garden. What vegetables did Tommy pull up from the garden the next day? A carrot, a potato and a Tommy Toe. *Honk* |
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WrestleClown
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It's hard to creep up on people in clown shoes, but I do just fine.
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Post by WrestleClown on Jul 17, 2014 17:00:54 GMT -5
I made 3 of those up just for this thread... The constipated one I just like, so I added it. *Honk* |
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Post by BaneTheDestroyer on Jul 17, 2014 17:08:05 GMT -5
I made 3 of those up just for this thread... The constipated one I just like, so I added it. *Honk* I like the tommy toe thing  |
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WrestleClown
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King Clown of FOS
It's hard to creep up on people in clown shoes, but I do just fine.
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Post by WrestleClown on Jul 17, 2014 17:10:16 GMT -5
I made 3 of those up just for this thread... The constipated one I just like, so I added it. *Honk* I like the tommy toe thing Puns have an amazing power. If they're good they're likable, if they're not good they annoy people. It's a win-win situation. *Honk* |
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MrEdgeFan
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Mr. Rogers
You know nothing, Jon Snow.
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Post by MrEdgeFan on Jul 17, 2014 17:38:21 GMT -5
iodill8 is wrecking this thread, I love it.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2014 20:24:13 GMT -5
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