Post by iodill8 on May 27, 2014 17:07:16 GMT -5
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, here is "The Kid Legend" himself: *Topher Pillson comes out all hyped up, with an excited look in his eyes*
How do you feel about your match and your opponent, Jester Junior?
Pillson: Who's he?
Announcer: The Samoan guy.
Pillson: He's SAMOAN??? He doesn't LOOK Samoan. I'm not stereotyping, because I've tussled on the field and in the ring with Samoans, and the Jester guy doesn't look like one. Well, I just want him to know that he will most certainly live up to his name: Jester. The ring is MY royal court, and he's just someone beneath me. That's all there is to it.
Announcer: What plans do you have for this tournament, Mr. Pillson?
Pillson: TO WIN!!! What else?! I've come to rile up the fans, kick some butt and win the tournament. Then, I'll get the contract and become BWA champion. By the win, just know that I don't PLAN on doing this: I WILL do it.
Announcer: One more thing, Mr.Pillson: Why are you known as the "Kid Legend"?
Pillson: No problem. Up to my paternal great-great-great-great grandfather all the way to my father, my family as been Olympic champions in either basketball or amateur wrestling. I came along and won all major championships in every sport I played from middle school to college. While, my forefathers were greats, they were only Olympic wrestling legends. I played and excelled in more sports than they. I also was a more successful amateur wrestler than they ALL were. Thus, I've been known as the "Kid Legend" since my Junior year of high school.
Announcer: Alright, thank you and good luck out there, Mr. Pillson.
Pillson: Why, thank you. See you around. Fans, get ready for TOPHER " the KID LEGEND" PILLSON!!!!
Announcer: There he goes, that was Topher "the Kid Legend" Pillson.
How do you feel about your match and your opponent, Jester Junior?
Pillson: Who's he?
Announcer: The Samoan guy.
Pillson: He's SAMOAN??? He doesn't LOOK Samoan. I'm not stereotyping, because I've tussled on the field and in the ring with Samoans, and the Jester guy doesn't look like one. Well, I just want him to know that he will most certainly live up to his name: Jester. The ring is MY royal court, and he's just someone beneath me. That's all there is to it.
Announcer: What plans do you have for this tournament, Mr. Pillson?
Pillson: TO WIN!!! What else?! I've come to rile up the fans, kick some butt and win the tournament. Then, I'll get the contract and become BWA champion. By the win, just know that I don't PLAN on doing this: I WILL do it.
Announcer: One more thing, Mr.Pillson: Why are you known as the "Kid Legend"?
Pillson: No problem. Up to my paternal great-great-great-great grandfather all the way to my father, my family as been Olympic champions in either basketball or amateur wrestling. I came along and won all major championships in every sport I played from middle school to college. While, my forefathers were greats, they were only Olympic wrestling legends. I played and excelled in more sports than they. I also was a more successful amateur wrestler than they ALL were. Thus, I've been known as the "Kid Legend" since my Junior year of high school.
Announcer: Alright, thank you and good luck out there, Mr. Pillson.
Pillson: Why, thank you. See you around. Fans, get ready for TOPHER " the KID LEGEND" PILLSON!!!!
Announcer: There he goes, that was Topher "the Kid Legend" Pillson.
