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Post by SoonDragon67 on Nov 25, 2013 18:33:17 GMT -5
(SN:Ignore Steve, Mike. I am 100% blob, and neither male nor female)
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Post by Straight Edge Steve on Nov 25, 2013 18:35:19 GMT -5
I'm going to assume that you are actually male but thought it'd be a cruel joke to play on Mr. Steve that there could actually be a girl who likes Godzilla, professional wrestling, Teen Titans, and Internet communities...
*And takes pleasure in the torment of others
*And enjoys weird topics of conversations (Any girl like that is a keeper to me)
Seriously, there is like no one besides me that enjoys weird stoof... |
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Post by SoonDragon67 on Nov 25, 2013 18:36:21 GMT -5
I'm going to assume that you are actually male but thought it'd be a cruel joke to play on Mr. Steve that there could actually be a girl who likes Godzilla, professional wrestling, Teen Titans, and Internet communities... I actually know quite a few women who fit that criteria. |
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Post by miketheratguy on Nov 25, 2013 18:39:13 GMT -5
No, it's the comment that you're a female that threw me. Yeah, I'm Raven. You didn't know this? I have no idea who Raven is so I'll just refer back to the conversation we had about you being mistakenly called gay by bullying classmates because you didn't have a girlfriend and conclude that you are still a dude. All people on the WWE-related forums are dudes anyway, even (if not especially) the ones who say otherwise. |
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Post by Straight Edge Steve on Nov 25, 2013 18:40:43 GMT -5
mike makes a very valid point. I thought I remembered HIM saying quite a few times about never having a girlfriend... Dammit Soon you made me think I found my soul mate  |
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Post by SoonDragon67 on Nov 25, 2013 18:41:25 GMT -5
Yeah, I'm Raven. You didn't know this? I have no idea who Raven is so I'll just refer back to the conversation we had about you being mistakenly called gay by bullying classmates because you didn't have a girlfriend and conclude that you are still a dude. All people on the WWE-related forums are dudes anyway, even (if not especially) the ones who say otherwise. What about that one chick who had a huge crush on ADR back on THQ? |
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Post by SoonDragon67 on Nov 25, 2013 18:41:59 GMT -5
mike makes a very valid point. I thought I remembered HIM saying quite a few times about never having a girlfriend... Dammit Soon you made me think I found my soul mate What if I'm Lesbo? |
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Post by Straight Edge Steve on Nov 25, 2013 18:43:12 GMT -5
mike makes a very valid point. I thought I remembered HIM saying quite a few times about never having a girlfriend... Dammit Soon you made me think I found my soul mate What if I'm Lesbo? Then none of it would make sense! They called you gay because you DIDN'T have a girlfriend? It doesn't add up. You have a male organ. |
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Post by SoonDragon67 on Nov 25, 2013 18:45:30 GMT -5
Then none of it would make sense! They called you gay because you DIDN'T have a girlfriend? It doesn't add up. You have a male organ. What if I was lying about that just to make people on here feel sorry for me, which also caused them to treat me a bit better? |
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Post by Straight Edge Steve on Nov 25, 2013 18:47:40 GMT -5
Then none of it would make sense! They called you gay because you DIDN'T have a girlfriend? It doesn't add up. You have a male organ. What if I was lying about that just to make people on here feel sorry for me, which also caused them to treat me a bit better? I... uh...
Dammit you make this so hard. Either way, you like chicks so I don't care anymore
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Post by miketheratguy on Nov 25, 2013 18:47:56 GMT -5
Then none of it would make sense! They called you gay because you DIDN'T have a girlfriend? It doesn't add up. You have a male organ. What if I was lying about that just to make people on here feel sorry for me, which also caused them to treat me a bit better? You would be a sick, manipulative sociopath. Though potentially a more attractive one. EDIT: I just realized that if you're a female you're already a sick, manipulative sociopath regardless. |
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Post by SoonDragon67 on Nov 25, 2013 18:49:39 GMT -5
Yeah but seriously...
I'm a blob.
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Post by Straight Edge Steve on Nov 25, 2013 18:52:53 GMT -5
Well, we'd prefer you to stick to one side. Our brains just can't process you being both
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Post by SoonDragon67 on Nov 25, 2013 18:56:29 GMT -5
Well, we'd prefer you to stick to one side. Our brains just can't process you being both Sure they can. |
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Post by SoonDragon67 on Nov 25, 2013 18:58:25 GMT -5
But yeah, you guys will never be able to figure out my gender.
(Unless of course you just asked someone who had enough intelligence to be able to tell apart a woman and a man online by looking at the way they communicate)
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Post by Straight Edge Steve on Nov 25, 2013 18:59:07 GMT -5
Well, we'd prefer you to stick to one side. Our brains just can't process you being both Sure they can. I don't know what to picture you as though! And I am sure as hell not picturing you as a blob at a desk...
Do I imagine you as a girl with nerd glasses and acne
Or do I imagine you as a rich young lad in his parent's luxury home with a fancy haircut and the facial features of Damien Sandow?
Or do I imagine you as some Emo wearing a blue cape that can have both human reproductive organs?
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Post by SoonDragon67 on Nov 25, 2013 19:02:31 GMT -5
I don't know what to picture you as though! And I am sure as hell not picturing you as a blob at a desk...
Do I imagine you as a girl with nerd glasses and acne
Or do I imagine you as a rich young lad in his parent's luxury home with a fancy haircut and the facial features of Damien Sandow?
Or do I imagine you as some Emo wearing a blue cape that can have both human reproductive organs?
How about none of the above? |
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Post by SoonDragon67 on Nov 25, 2013 19:03:20 GMT -5
What if I was lying about that just to make people on here feel sorry for me, which also caused them to treat me a bit better? You would be a sick, manipulative sociopath. Though potentially a more attractive one.Considering the fact that I AM actually 15(as I have said on numerous occasions), that would make you a pedophile. |
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Post by Straight Edge Steve on Nov 25, 2013 19:03:21 GMT -5
But yeah, you guys will never be able to figure out my gender. (Unless of course you just asked someone who had enough intelligence to be able to tell apart a woman and a man online by looking at the way they communicate) You communicate with gifs You like to make sexual references You like to talk about fictional female characters You like to criticize grammar You like to talk about professional wrestling You enjoy role playing You like to play mind games You sometimes mention how lonely you are (very rarely)
Then it all adds up. You are a dude, dude.
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Post by miketheratguy on Nov 25, 2013 19:05:07 GMT -5
I don't know what to picture you as though! And I am sure as hell not picturing you as a blob at a desk...
Do I imagine you as a girl with nerd glasses and acne
Or do I imagine you as a rich young lad in his parent's luxury home with a fancy haircut and the facial features of Damien Sandow?
Or do I imagine you as some Emo wearing a blue cape that can have both human reproductive organs?
Hey, chicks with glasses are fucking hot. I've been saying that for so long that the rest of the world finally caught up and invented hipsters. Never knock a legitimate nerd chick! Perferably without acne though, I'll give you that. |
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