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Post by Straight Edge Steve on Nov 25, 2013 19:06:04 GMT -5
I don't know what to picture you as though! And I am sure as hell not picturing you as a blob at a desk...
Do I imagine you as a girl with nerd glasses and acne
Or do I imagine you as a rich young lad in his parent's luxury home with a fancy haircut and the facial features of Damien Sandow?
Or do I imagine you as some Emo wearing a blue cape that can have both human reproductive organs?
How about none of the above? Ok, ok. I think I've got it
You live in a moderately poor household with loving parents and few but good friends. You don't care what you wear to school because you simply never have, thus you tend to wear very casual clothes despite your very formal nature. You are very quiet and secluded, and enjoy literature, as well as writing. Sometimes your grandma bakes you cookies.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2013 19:09:38 GMT -5
How about none of the above? Ok, ok. I think I've got it
You live in a moderately poor household with loving parents and few but good friends. You don't care what you wear to school because you simply never have, thus you tend to wear very casual clothes despite your very formal nature. You are very quiet and secluded, and enjoy literature, as well as writing. Sometimes your grandma bakes you cookies.
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Post by SoonDragon67 on Nov 25, 2013 19:09:44 GMT -5
But yeah, you guys will never be able to figure out my gender. (Unless of course you just asked someone who had enough intelligence to be able to tell apart a woman and a man online by looking at the way they communicate) You communicate with gifs- lol, seriously? You like to make sexual references- I am 15, of course I'm going to make sexual references no matter what my gender may be. You like to talk about fictional female characters- Consider the fact about me being lesbo. You like to criticize grammar- Which is something woman like to do more than men, because it gives allows them to point out the flaws in another person. You like to talk about professional wrestling- So talking about a "sport" where half naked oiled up muscular guys fight each other makes me a man, does it? You enjoy role playing- I do enjoy role playing. There is something quite entertaining in living out dreams that are otherwise impossible. You like to play mind games- This is much rather a thing women do rather than men. You sometimes mention how lonely you are (very rarely)- All this points to is that I may be emo. Also women tend to be more sensitive and such, and would communicate such feelings much more than a man would.
Then it all adds up. You are a dude, dude.
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Post by miketheratguy on Nov 25, 2013 19:09:53 GMT -5
You would be a sick, manipulative sociopath. Though potentially a more attractive one.Considering the fact that I AM actually 15(as I have said on numerous occasions), that would make you a pedophile. The line between someone joking that a person would be more attractive if they were a member of the opposite sex and seeking a child to gift with beer and condoms is probably a little wider than that. |
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Post by Straight Edge Steve on Nov 25, 2013 19:12:20 GMT -5
You communicate with gifs- lol, seriously? You like to make sexual references- I am 15, of course I'm going to make sexual references no matter what my gender may be. You like to talk about fictional female characters- Consider the fact about me being lesbo. You like to criticize grammar- Which is something woman like to do more than men, because it gives allows them to point out the flaws in another person. You like to talk about professional wrestling- So talking about a "sport" where half naked oiled up muscular guys fight each other makes me a man, does it? You enjoy role playing- I do enjoy role playing. There is something quite entertaining in living out dreams that are otherwise impossible. You like to play mind games- This is much rather a thing women do rather than men. You sometimes mention how lonely you are (very rarely)- All this points to is that I may be emo. Also women tend to be more sensitive and such, and would communicate such feelings much more than a man would.
Then it all adds up. You are a dude, dude.
My points are in the quote. Not all of those points of mine for proof of you being male. I simply tried to gather as much information as I could, not stating whether each point was for a particular gender. |
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Post by Straight Edge Steve on Nov 25, 2013 19:12:47 GMT -5
You communicate with gifs- lol, seriously? You like to make sexual references- I am 15, of course I'm going to make sexual references no matter what my gender may be. You like to talk about fictional female characters- Consider the fact about me being lesbo. You like to criticize grammar- Which is something woman like to do more than men, because it gives allows them to point out the flaws in another person. You like to talk about professional wrestling- So talking about a "sport" where half naked oiled up muscular guys fight each other makes me a man, does it? You enjoy role playing- I do enjoy role playing. There is something quite entertaining in living out dreams that are otherwise impossible. You like to play mind games- This is much rather a thing women do rather than men. You sometimes mention how lonely you are (very rarely)- All this points to is that I may be emo. Also women tend to be more sensitive and such, and would communicate such feelings much more than a man would.
Then it all adds up. You are a dude, dude.
My points are in the quote. Not all of those points of mine for proof of you being male. I simply tried to gather as much information as I could, not stating whether each point was for a particular gender. |
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Post by SoonDragon67 on Nov 25, 2013 19:14:55 GMT -5
How about none of the above? Ok, ok. I think I've got it
You live in a moderately poor household with loving parents and few but good friends. You don't care what you wear to school because you simply never have, thus you tend to wear very casual clothes despite your very formal nature. You are very quiet and secluded, and enjoy literature, as well as writing. Sometimes your grandma bakes you cookies.
"You live in a moderately poor household" False, I'm actually quite well off for a middle class family. "with loving parents" True "and few but good friends" A few weeks back this would have been true. Right now though I have no friends... "You don't care what you wear to school because you simply never have" False "thus you tend to wear very casual clothes despite your very formal nature." I do wear casual clothes mostly, but I have far from a formal nature. Half true, half false... "You are very quiet and secluded, and enjoy literature, as well as writing." 100% true " Sometimes your grandma bakes you cookies." Haven't seen my Grandmother for several years(Although she is still living). She never baked me cookies. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2013 19:16:03 GMT -5
Ok, ok. I think I've got it
You live in a moderately poor household with loving parents and few but good friends. You don't care what you wear to school because you simply never have, thus you tend to wear very casual clothes despite your very formal nature. You are very quiet and secluded, and enjoy literature, as well as writing. Sometimes your grandma bakes you cookies.
"You live in a moderately poor household" False, I'm actually quite well off for a middle class family. "with loving parents" True "and few but good friends" A few weeks back this would have been true. Right now though I have no friends... "You don't care what you wear to school because you simply never have" False "thus you tend to wear very casual clothes despite your very formal nature." I do wear casual clothes mostly, but I have far from a formal nature. Half true, half false... "You are very quiet and secluded, and enjoy literature, as well as writing." 100% true " Sometimes your grandma bakes you cookies." Haven't seen my Grandmother for several years(Although she is still living). She never baked me cookies. Aaaand you nearly live the life i live. |
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Post by SoonDragon67 on Nov 25, 2013 19:18:06 GMT -5
"You live in a moderately poor household" False, I'm actually quite well off for a middle class family. "with loving parents" True "and few but good friends" A few weeks back this would have been true. Right now though I have no friends... "You don't care what you wear to school because you simply never have" False "thus you tend to wear very casual clothes despite your very formal nature." I do wear casual clothes mostly, but I have far from a formal nature. Half true, half false... "You are very quiet and secluded, and enjoy literature, as well as writing." 100% true " Sometimes your grandma bakes you cookies." Haven't seen my Grandmother for several years(Although she is still living). She never baked me cookies. Aaaand you nearly live the life i live. Steve was actually describing himself, because of how similar we are. Of course he also added in some things that I have said that I do. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2013 19:22:12 GMT -5
Aaaand you nearly live the life i live. Steve was actually describing himself, because of how similar we are. Of course he also added in some things that I have said that I do. Well we are pretty similar... But i see my grandma every day and she's not making any cookies so... She's only "eating" her pills and smoking cigarettes. |
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Post by Straight Edge Steve on Nov 25, 2013 19:24:51 GMT -5
I am dying to know this now. I need to do some serious mind usage!
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Post by Straight Edge Steve on Nov 25, 2013 19:30:13 GMT -5
Female Traits
-enjoys mind games
-grammar Nazi
-passion for half naked men fake fighting
-mature (sometimes)
-enjoys mind games (this deserves two points)
Male Traits
-passion for comic books
-professional wrestling
-Godzilla
-idolizes male heroes (Morgan Freeman, Damien Sandow, etc.)
-loves females
-gets called gay (or lies about said point to make friends)
-immature (sometimes)
-reveals age (females don't like to do that)
And again it stacks up. You are a man. Embrace it!
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Post by SoonDragon67 on Nov 25, 2013 19:35:06 GMT -5
Female Traits -enjoys mind games -grammar Nazi -passion for half naked men fake fighting -mature (sometimes) -enjoys mind games (this deserves two points) Male Traits -passion for comic books -professional wrestling -Godzilla -idolizes male heroes (Morgan Freeman, Damien Sandow, etc.) -loves females -gets called gay (or lies about said point to make friends) -immature (sometimes) -reveals age (females don't like to do that) And again it stacks up. You are a man. Embrace it! I actually have only ever read 10 comic books in my life. I just happen to know quite a bit about them... Professional Wrestling falls under the female traits  Godzilla happens to be created by Japanese, and women are incredibly crazy for such things. I also happen to idolize quite a few female heroes(Rogue, Raven, etc...) Love females technically does not apply to either seeing as I might be lesbo. You forgot that I like to manipulate people, which would fall under female. This adds up to me being female |
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Post by Straight Edge Steve on Nov 25, 2013 19:37:33 GMT -5
You are so determined to prove this, and that tells me that you are obviously male, and simply messing with my feeble mind.
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Post by SoonDragon67 on Nov 25, 2013 19:38:52 GMT -5
You are so determined to prove this, and that tells me that you are obviously male, and simply messing with my feeble mind. If you were actually of one gender would you not try to prove that you were actually apart of said gender? |
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Post by Straight Edge Steve on Nov 25, 2013 19:41:23 GMT -5
You are so determined to prove this, and that tells me that you are obviously male, and simply messing with my feeble mind. If you were actually of one gender would you not try to prove that you were actually apart of said gender? Earlier you were trying to disprove this. Now you are trying to prove it? If you can't pick a gender, at least pick a side to argue from. |
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Post by SoonDragon67 on Nov 25, 2013 19:42:12 GMT -5
If you were actually of one gender would you not try to prove that you were actually apart of said gender? Earlier you were trying to disprove this. Now you are trying to prove it? If you can't pick a gender, at least pick a side to argue from. At what point was I trying to disprove it? I merely offhandedly, as a joke, stated that I was a blob. |
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Post by Straight Edge Steve on Nov 25, 2013 19:44:16 GMT -5
Earlier you were trying to disprove this. Now you are trying to prove it? If you can't pick a gender, at least pick a side to argue from. At what point was I trying to disprove it? I merely offhandedly, as a joke, stated that I was a blob. Maybe you are a female, with the consist need to argue. But then we move on to the point that you like women. I shall not accept that my innocent Soondragon is indeed a woman-thumping woman! |
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Post by SoonDragon67 on Nov 25, 2013 19:52:40 GMT -5
At what point was I trying to disprove it? I merely offhandedly, as a joke, stated that I was a blob. Maybe you are a female, with the consist need to argue. But then we move on to the point that you like women. I shall not accept that my innocent Soondragon is indeed a woman-thumping woman! And this is the point where I finally admit that I am a man, mainly because I quite clearly beat you in this argument. That was quite fun... |
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Post by Straight Edge Steve on Nov 25, 2013 19:53:49 GMT -5
Maybe you are a female, with the consist need to argue. But then we move on to the point that you like women. I shall not accept that my innocent Soondragon is indeed a woman-thumping woman! And this is the point where I finally admit that I am a man, mainly because I quite clearly beat you in this argument. That was quite fun... You had me believing for a second there... but this won't happen again!
And I clearly won, or you'd still be pretending  jk
And yes, I suppose it was quite the event. It felt like solving a mystery that couldn't really be solved.
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