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Post by setokaiba on Jul 22, 2014 1:06:33 GMT -5
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iodill8
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Post by iodill8 on Jul 22, 2014 1:06:49 GMT -5
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WrestleClown
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It's hard to creep up on people in clown shoes, but I do just fine.
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Post by WrestleClown on Jul 22, 2014 1:09:46 GMT -5
I believe you. Like I said, it was probably Muta. Now give me a moment while I change shirts, this one has a ketch-up stain and it looks absolutely awful. *Wipes finger across shirt and sniffs the ketchup before tasting it.* This actually is ketchup, you sloppy bitch... *Honk*
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Post by WSS? on Jul 22, 2014 1:12:01 GMT -5
So, we haven't a damn clue who the killer is?
...When in doubt, ban Gmen
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Post by SoonDragon67 on Jul 22, 2014 1:12:15 GMT -5
I believe you. Like I said, it was probably Muta. Now give me a moment while I change shirts, this one has a ketch-up stain and it looks absolutely awful. *Wipes finger across shirt and sniffs the ketchup before tasting it.* This actually is ketchup, you sloppy bitch... *Honk* Eh, I always have been a messy eater. The fact that the damn thing wouldn't stop squirming didn't help matters though. I swear, I'm never eating escargot again.
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Post by WSS? on Jul 22, 2014 1:14:26 GMT -5
*Wipes finger across shirt and sniffs the ketchup before tasting it.* This actually is ketchup, you sloppy bitch... *Honk* Eh, I always have been a messy eater. The fact that the damn thing wouldn't stop squirming didn't help matters though. I swear, I'm never eating escargot again. See, now that's why I eat people's hopes and dreams. Squirms less, tastes better.
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WrestleClown
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Post by WrestleClown on Jul 22, 2014 1:15:14 GMT -5
So, we haven't a damn clue who the killer is? ...When in doubt, ban Gmen Who? *Honk*
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Post by SoonDragon67 on Jul 22, 2014 1:16:25 GMT -5
Eh, I always have been a messy eater. The fact that the damn thing wouldn't stop squirming didn't help matters though. I swear, I'm never eating escargot again. See, now that's why I eat people's hopes and dreams. Squirms less, tastes better. Freak. By the way, got a spare shovel? I need to dig up some weeds.
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Post by WSS? on Jul 22, 2014 1:16:58 GMT -5
So, we haven't a damn clue who the killer is? ...When in doubt, ban Gmen Who? *Honk* Pornsox. Or Pornsex, if you will
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WrestleClown
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Post by WrestleClown on Jul 22, 2014 1:17:45 GMT -5
Pornsox. Or Pornsex, if you will Ah. I see. *Honk*
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Serboy
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Post by Serboy on Jul 22, 2014 1:18:22 GMT -5
Pornsox. Or Pornsex, if you will That's it. I'm calling him the latter from here on out.
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Post by WSS? on Jul 22, 2014 1:18:46 GMT -5
See, now that's why I eat people's hopes and dreams. Squirms less, tastes better. Freak. By the way, got a spare shovel? I need to dig up some weeds. Sure. *Pulls large blood-covered shovel out of coat pocket* *Throws the shovel at Soon, misses horribly and knocks out Bane behind Soon*
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Serboy
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Post by Serboy on Jul 22, 2014 1:19:52 GMT -5
Who misspelled Clown's name? If I'm going to be Clown's bitch, I gotta at least represent the part properly. What kind of black magic is this shit!?
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RandomGB
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I just put words together.
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Post by RandomGB on Jul 22, 2014 1:19:58 GMT -5
WrestleClown is not forgetful of Gmen/pornsox ... He's setting an alibi. You're all playing into his hands.
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Serboy
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Post by Serboy on Jul 22, 2014 1:20:35 GMT -5
Freak. By the way, got a spare shovel? I need to dig up some weeds. Sure. *Pulls large blood-covered shovel out of coat pocket* *Throws the shovel at Soon, misses horribly and knocks out Bane behind Soon* See, now I hope I don't ever have to borrow a shovel from you...
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Post by SoonDragon67 on Jul 22, 2014 1:23:57 GMT -5
Freak. By the way, got a spare shovel? I need to dig up some weeds. Sure. *Pulls large blood-covered shovel out of coat pocket* *Throws the shovel at Soon, misses horribly and knocks out Bane behind Soon* Lousy throw. *The sounds of scratching coming from upstairs are then heard* Hmm, dog must be awake. I guess I'll have to let him out. It's really sad you know. The poor mutt's barely able to walk. I have to carry him outside because he can't walk down the steps. He's a fat fucker too, so it ain't exactly an easy task.
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WrestleClown
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Post by WrestleClown on Jul 22, 2014 1:25:28 GMT -5
*Leans back in chair, a storm is brewing in the background.* We have a killer among us... *Cue dramatic background music.* I'm totally on your side. It totally wasn't me. We should find someone that isn't me, no matter how little evidence there is, and rip their fucking throat/s out. *Honk*
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Post by WSS? on Jul 22, 2014 1:26:55 GMT -5
Funny enough, I've never intentionally killed anyone with that shovel
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Post by WSS? on Jul 22, 2014 1:27:59 GMT -5
*Leans back in chair, a storm is brewing in the background.* We have a killer among us... *Cue dramatic background music.* I'm totally on your side. It totally wasn't me. We should find someone that isn't me, no matter how little evidence there is, and rip their fucking throat/s out. *Honk* No worries, I've got this. *Calls Batman*
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Post by SoonDragon67 on Jul 22, 2014 1:29:49 GMT -5
*Leans back in chair, a storm is brewing in the background.* We have a killer among us... *Cue dramatic background music.* I'm totally on your side. It totally wasn't me. We should find someone that isn't me, no matter how little evidence there is, and rip their fucking throat/s out. *Honk* No worries, I've got this. *Calls Batman* I don't think we need to get Batman involved. It's fairly obvious it was Muta. Only guy with a reason to do it. The man was quite outspoken on his dislike for Gremer.
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