WrestleClown
Jobber
King Clown of FOS
It's hard to creep up on people in clown shoes, but I do just fine.
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Post by WrestleClown on Jul 22, 2014 1:30:57 GMT -5
 *Leans back in chair, a storm is brewing in the background.* We have a killer among us... *Cue dramatic background music.* I'm totally on your side. It totally wasn't me. We should find someone that isn't me, no matter how little evidence there is, and rip their fucking throat/s out. *Honk* No worries, I've got this. *Calls Batman* *Nervously leans forward and waves hand.* No... no! That's okay, I'm sure he's busy or something... *Cut-away shows Batman's motionless corpse lying in the Batcave with "WrestleClown was here" written on the walls with his blood.* ... by the way there might be a corpse I'll need you to clean up later... *Honk* |
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Post by SoonDragon67 on Jul 22, 2014 1:32:31 GMT -5
No worries, I've got this. *Calls Batman* *Nervously leans forward and waves hand.* No... no! That's okay, I'm sure he's busy or something... *Cut-away shows Batman's motionless corpse lying in the Batcave with "WrestleClown was here" written on the walls with his blood.* ... by the way there might be a corpse I'll need you to clean up later... *Honk* *Looks at Wrestleclown* Hmm... |
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Post by WSS? on Jul 22, 2014 1:36:35 GMT -5
OH SON OF A BITCH. THIS IS THE LAST DAMN STRAW.
Sleeping with my girlfriend, making me buy you endless supplies of beer and Funyuns, making me clean up your kills, living in my basement without actually helping me, taking all my drugs? That's all fine.
But when you kill my nemesis, that's it. You're out. Get out.
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WrestleClown
Jobber
King Clown of FOS
It's hard to creep up on people in clown shoes, but I do just fine.
Posts: 4,572
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Post by WrestleClown on Jul 22, 2014 1:36:44 GMT -5
*Nervously leans forward and waves hand.* No... no! That's okay, I'm sure he's busy or something... *Cut-away shows Batman's motionless corpse lying in the Batcave with "WrestleClown was here" written on the walls with his blood.* ... by the way there might be a corpse I'll need you to clean up later... *Honk* *Looks at Wrestleclown* Hmm...  *Honk* |
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Post by WSS? on Jul 22, 2014 1:38:23 GMT -5
Don't make me get the shotgun with "funny" rounds. I will.
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Post by SoonDragon67 on Jul 22, 2014 1:38:37 GMT -5
*Looks at Wrestleclown* Hmm... *Honk* Eh, I'm still putting my money on Muta. |
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WrestleClown
Jobber
King Clown of FOS
It's hard to creep up on people in clown shoes, but I do just fine.
Posts: 4,572
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Post by WrestleClown on Jul 22, 2014 1:39:14 GMT -5
OH SON OF A BITCH. THIS IS THE LAST DAMN STRAW. Sleeping with my girlfriend, making me buy you endless supplies of beer and Funyuns, making me clean up your kills, living in my basement without actually helping me, taking all my drugs? That's all fine. But when you kill my nemesis, that's it. You're out. Get out.You're acting as if I'm a bad roommate or something! I just thought you wanted to "Kill the Batman" that's all... *Honk* |
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Post by WSS? on Jul 22, 2014 1:40:26 GMT -5
OH SON OF A BITCH. THIS IS THE LAST DAMN STRAW. Sleeping with my girlfriend, making me buy you endless supplies of beer and Funyuns, making me clean up your kills, living in my basement without actually helping me, taking all my drugs? That's all fine. But when you kill my nemesis, that's it. You're out. Get out.You're acting as if I'm a bad roommate or something! I just thought you wanted to "Kill the Batman" that's all... *Honk* No, no, no, no, no, no. He's just too much fun. And YOU KILLED HIM! YOU PARTY POOPER! |
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Post by SoonDragon67 on Jul 22, 2014 1:41:01 GMT -5
But when you kill my nemesis, that's it. You're out. Get out. |
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WrestleClown
Jobber
King Clown of FOS
It's hard to creep up on people in clown shoes, but I do just fine.
Posts: 4,572
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Post by WrestleClown on Jul 22, 2014 1:41:30 GMT -5
You're acting as if I'm a bad roommate or something! I just thought you wanted to "Kill the Batman" that's all... *Honk* No, no, no, no, no, no. He's just too much fun. And YOU KILLED HIM! YOU PARTY POOPER! Maybe you can kill.... Robin? *Honk* |
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Serboy
Jobber
WrestleClown's Bitch
Nobody EVER reads this bullshit.
Posts: 1,793
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Post by Serboy on Jul 22, 2014 1:43:12 GMT -5
You're acting as if I'm a bad roommate or something! I just thought you wanted to "Kill the Batman" that's all... *Honk* No, no, no, no, no, no. He's just too much fun. And YOU KILLED HIM! YOU PARTY POOPER! *walks in on WrestleClown and WSS? arguing* It's like seeing a hurricane going against a tsunami. Dear God. Hopefully, I don't have to get a job. I don't want Clown to think that I'm actually that useful. |
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Post by BaneTheDestroyer on Jul 22, 2014 1:44:14 GMT -5
Plot twist.... I'm the real Batman dressed up as Bane.  |
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Post by setokaiba on Jul 22, 2014 1:44:51 GMT -5
But when you kill my nemesis, that's it. You're out. Get out. |
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Post by WSS? on Jul 22, 2014 1:46:39 GMT -5
No, no, no, no, no, no. He's just too much fun. And YOU KILLED HIM! YOU PARTY POOPER! Maybe you can kill.... Robin? *Honk* *Sigh* It just wouldn't be the same... |
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Post by BaneTheDestroyer on Jul 22, 2014 1:48:19 GMT -5
Plot twist.... I'm the real Batman dressed up as Bane. WSS?, I found him! Wait! Prove it...   [/spoiler |
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Serboy
Jobber
WrestleClown's Bitch
Nobody EVER reads this bullshit.
Posts: 1,793
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Post by Serboy on Jul 22, 2014 1:50:20 GMT -5
WSS?, I found him! Wait! Prove it... [/spoiler Ok. Ok. I see. |
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Post by setokaiba on Jul 22, 2014 1:51:04 GMT -5
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WrestleClown
Jobber
King Clown of FOS
It's hard to creep up on people in clown shoes, but I do just fine.
Posts: 4,572
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Post by WrestleClown on Jul 22, 2014 1:52:58 GMT -5
Guys, I have a confession to make... Remember that time we all stood in the elevator together and someone farted? We all argued for a whole week about who did it to a point where it actually ruined friendships, and drove many members bat-shit insane? Remember how people were killed in search for the truth? WSS DID IT! BAN HIM! *Honk* |
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Post by WSS? on Jul 22, 2014 1:55:34 GMT -5
Guys, I have a confession to make... Remember that time we all stood in the elevator together and someone farted? We all argued for a whole week about who did it to a point where it actually ruined friendships, and drove many members bat-shit insane? Remember how people were killed in search for the truth? WSS DID IT! BAN HIM! *Honk* Oh, that's it. Remember how I said if we clashed, we'd annihilate half the forum? *Rolls up sleeves, kicks out hidden knives in both boots, pulls out dual revolvers* It's time. |
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Post by setokaiba on Jul 22, 2014 1:56:21 GMT -5
Guys, I have a confession to make... Remember that time we all stood in the elevator together and someone farted? We all argued for a whole week about who did it to a point where it actually ruined friendships, and drove many members bat-shit insane? Remember how people were killed in search for the truth? WSS DID IT! BAN HIM! *Honk* We should kick his ice (ah ah)
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