Serboy
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Post by Serboy on Jul 22, 2014 1:57:14 GMT -5
Guys, I have a confession to make... Remember that time we all stood in the elevator together and someone farted? We all argued for a whole week about who did it to a point where it actually ruined friendships, and drove many members bat-shit insane? Remember how people were killed in search for the truth? WSS DID IT! BAN HIM! *Honk* Oh, that's it. Remember how I said if we clashed, we'd annihilate half the forum? *Rolls up sleeves, kicks out hidden knives in both boots, pulls out dual revolvers* It's time. I'm hiding in the trunk of WSS?'s car. It stinks like hell in here, but it's better than getting killed. |
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Post by BaneTheDestroyer on Jul 22, 2014 1:57:30 GMT -5
Guys, I have a confession to make... Remember that time we all stood in the elevator together and someone farted? We all argued for a whole week about who did it to a point where it actually ruined friendships, and drove many members bat-shit insane? Remember how people were killed in search for the truth? WSS DID IT! BAN HIM! *Honk* We should kick his ice(ah ah)
How punny. |
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WrestleClown
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It's hard to creep up on people in clown shoes, but I do just fine.
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Post by WrestleClown on Jul 22, 2014 1:58:21 GMT -5
Guys, I have a confession to make... Remember that time we all stood in the elevator together and someone farted? We all argued for a whole week about who did it to a point where it actually ruined friendships, and drove many members bat-shit insane? Remember how people were killed in search for the truth? WSS DID IT! BAN HIM! *Honk* Oh, that's it. Remember how I said if we clashed, we'd annihilate half the forum? *Rolls up sleeves, kicks out hidden knives in both boots, pulls out dual revolvers* It's time. *Pulls out a rubber chicken.* This isn't for the fight, this is to keep me entertained while I feed on your soul. *Honk* |
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Post by WSS? on Jul 22, 2014 2:01:27 GMT -5
Oh, that's it. Remember how I said if we clashed, we'd annihilate half the forum? *Rolls up sleeves, kicks out hidden knives in both boots, pulls out dual revolvers* It's time. I'm hiding in the trunk of WSS?'s car. It stinks like hell in here, but it's better than getting killed. I blame Harley. Oh, that's it. Remember how I said if we clashed, we'd annihilate half the forum? *Rolls up sleeves, kicks out hidden knives in both boots, pulls out dual revolvers* It's time. *Pulls out a rubber chicken.* This isn't for the fight, this is to keep me entertained while I feed on your soul. *Honk* *Shoots rubber chicken out of Clown's hands* |
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WrestleClown
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It's hard to creep up on people in clown shoes, but I do just fine.
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Post by WrestleClown on Jul 22, 2014 2:03:04 GMT -5
Guys, I have a confession to make... Remember that time we all stood in the elevator together and someone farted? We all argued for a whole week about who did it to a point where it actually ruined friendships, and drove many members bat-shit insane? Remember how people were killed in search for the truth? WSS DID IT! BAN HIM! *Honk* We should kick his ice (ah ah)
You're saying we should knock him out... cold? *Honk* |
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Post by setokaiba on Jul 22, 2014 2:03:40 GMT -5
We should kick his ice(ah ah)
How punny. You're a such a cool guy |
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Post by setokaiba on Jul 22, 2014 2:04:17 GMT -5
We should kick his ice (ah ah)
You're saying we should knock him out... cold? *Honk* Then send him to the cooler |
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Post by BaneTheDestroyer on Jul 22, 2014 2:06:04 GMT -5
You're saying we should knock him out... cold? *Honk* Then send him to the cooler How about "The Coolest?" For those that don't know, it's awesome. It's more than just a cooler. Look it up. |
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Post by WSS? on Jul 22, 2014 2:09:00 GMT -5
*Bane and Seto are having said conversation while explosions, laughing, and slaughter occur in the background*
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WrestleClown
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Post by WrestleClown on Jul 22, 2014 2:12:23 GMT -5
*Pulls out a rubber chicken.* This isn't for the fight, this is to keep me entertained while I feed on your soul. *Honk* *Shoots rubber chicken out of Clown's hands* FREDRICK THE CHICKEN! *Becomes a vapor-like mist and swirls all around WSS before each and every entity of every nightmare he's ever had runs around, prodding and poking at WSS. Laughing at his insecurity, they continue to spin, disorienting WSS as they become more and more violent. The playful laughing slowly fade into screams and growls as the light prodding turns into violent smacks and punches. His nightmare swallows him whole, as the mist becomes abruptly painful, his blood boiling from the heat. WrestleClown's face peers from the darkness, just visible enough to make out as he cackles maddeningly. His toothy grin growing more stretched, his face becoming warped into an otherworldly shape before fading back into the blackness.* *WSS wakes up, his clothes ripped, lacerations all over his body as WrestleClown stands over him with a wide grin.* Friend or Foe? *Honk* |
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WrestleClown
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Post by WrestleClown on Jul 22, 2014 2:14:12 GMT -5
You're saying we should knock him out... cold? *Honk* Then send him to the cooler We could freeze his assets. *Honk* |
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Post by WSS? on Jul 22, 2014 2:18:08 GMT -5
*Shoots rubber chicken out of Clown's hands* FREDRICK THE CHICKEN! *Becomes a vapor-like mist and swirls all around WSS before each and every entity of every nightmare he's ever had runs around, prodding and poking at WSS. Laughing at his insecurity, they continue to spin, disorienting WSS as they become more and more violent. The playful laughing slowly fade into screams and growls as the light prodding turns into violent smacks and punches. His nightmare swallows him whole, as the mist becomes abruptly painful, his blood boiling from the heat. WrestleClown's face peers from the darkness, just visible enough to make out as he cackles maddeningly. His toothy grin growing more stretched, his face becoming warped into an otherworldly shape before fading back into the blackness.* *WSS wakes up, his clothes ripped, lacerations all over his body as WrestleClown stands over him with a wide grin.* Friend or Foe? *Honk* *Random goons jump on Clown, while WSS runs off to get a new suit* |
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WrestleClown
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Post by WrestleClown on Jul 22, 2014 2:25:34 GMT -5
FREDRICK THE CHICKEN! *Becomes a vapor-like mist and swirls all around WSS before each and every entity of every nightmare he's ever had runs around, prodding and poking at WSS. Laughing at his insecurity, they continue to spin, disorienting WSS as they become more and more violent. The playful laughing slowly fade into screams and growls as the light prodding turns into violent smacks and punches. His nightmare swallows him whole, as the mist becomes abruptly painful, his blood boiling from the heat. WrestleClown's face peers from the darkness, just visible enough to make out as he cackles maddeningly. His toothy grin growing more stretched, his face becoming warped into an otherworldly shape before fading back into the blackness.* *WSS wakes up, his clothes ripped, lacerations all over his body as WrestleClown stands over him with a wide grin.* Friend or Foe? *Honk* *Random goons jump on Clown, while WSS runs off to get a new suit* *Murders the first goon by snapping his neck. Literally shoves the second goon's head up the third goon's ass. Despite the struggle, I am overtaken by the endless amount of henchmen of WSS. I watch WSS limp away, running through the pain to obtain a new suit.* WrestleClown's bitches assemble! *Over powers the pile of goons, sending a couple dozen of them soaring through the air.* *Honk* |
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WrestleClown
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Post by WrestleClown on Jul 22, 2014 2:29:04 GMT -5
Serboy, trip WSS and pour salt in his wounds. I'm dealing with with the goons he inexplicably obtains, much like Joker does. *Honk*
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Post by BaneTheDestroyer on Jul 22, 2014 2:29:17 GMT -5
This is more entertaining than hopscotch.
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Serboy
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Post by Serboy on Jul 22, 2014 2:31:46 GMT -5
*trips WSS?* *pours salt into WSS?'s wounds* How does that feel, bitch?! WrestleClown The deed is gone. It was pretty fun, it was practically like recess. |
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Post by WSS? on Jul 22, 2014 2:33:21 GMT -5
*Random goons jump on Clown, while WSS runs off to get a new suit* *Murders the first goon by snapping his neck. Literally shoves the second goon's head up the third goon's ass. Despite the struggle, I am overtaken by the endless amount of henchmen of WSS. I watch WSS limp away, running through the pain to obtain a new suit.* WrestleClown's bitches assemble! *Over powers the pile of goons, sending a couple dozen of them soaring through the air.* *Honk* *Returns, brandishing the shotgun with the "Funny rounds," along with a stylish new suit* |
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Post by BaneTheDestroyer on Jul 22, 2014 2:33:38 GMT -5
*trips WSS?* *pours salt into WSS?'s wounds* How does that feel, bitch?! WrestleClown The deed is gone. It was pretty fun, it was practically like recess. You failed your mission. How does it feel? |
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Post by WSS? on Jul 22, 2014 2:34:42 GMT -5
*trips WSS?* *pours salt into WSS?'s wounds* How does that feel, bitch?! WrestleClown The deed is gone. It was pretty fun, it was practically like recess. *Aims shotgun at Serboy* Listen here, you little shit. You're the bitch, you don't get involved. Now get out of here before you find out what's so funny about these Shotgun shells. |
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Serboy
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Post by Serboy on Jul 22, 2014 2:36:43 GMT -5
*trips WSS?* *pours salt into WSS?'s wounds* How does that feel, bitch?! WrestleClown The deed is gone. It was pretty fun, it was practically like recess. You failed your mission. How does it feel? ...... *attempts to snap Bane's neck* Goddammit, SNAP ALREADY!!! *does this for 5 minutes straight* AAA AAAARRGHHH!!!!*pulls out knife to stab Bane in the stomach* Yeah, bitch!! |
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